Are you stuck in a dead-end relationship? Want to break up, but can’t face the music?
Then BreakUpEmail.com is for you. From the site’s FAQ page:
2. Can you give me advice on breaking up?
No. The only advice we have is to fill out the form, copy the generated text into an email, and click that send button. Any requests for additional advice will be completely ignored by us experts here at BreakUpEmail.com. We are only experts in break up emails, not any other kind of break ups.3. Why should I dump him/her by email?
Three possibilities:
a) you are a pansy-assed scaredy-cat unwilling, or too afraid, to even dump him/her over the phone;
b) you are too lazy to leave your computer and tell him/her in person;
c) he/she deserves to be dumped by email.
Good grief.
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